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		<title>Why Plain Text Files Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 02:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Big Scientists&#8221; often enjoy working with.in &#8216;plain text&#8217; files on a daily basis: Actually modern &#8220;Researchers&#8221; don’t have any choice – and, while they (/often only) faintly mistrust and even mildly despise the ongoing trend toward mere Victorian ‘utility’, ‘practicality’, &#8216;accessibility&#8217;, misplacing-notions of ‘convenience’ or general &#8216;benefits&#8216;, will often admit to strolling around the Lab [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alienfiction.com&amp;blog=13298013&amp;post=5721&amp;subd=henryswanson420&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<a title="Alien Fiction - about Big Science" href="http://henryswanson420.wordpress.com/big-science/">Big Scientists</a>&#8221; often enjoy working with.in &#8216;plain text&#8217; files on a daily basis:<span id="more-5721"></span></p>
<p>Actually modern &#8220;Researchers&#8221; don’t have any choice – and, while they (/often only) faintly mistrust and even mildly despise the ongoing trend toward mere Victorian <a title="Google - Tesla / &quot;mere utility" href="http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&amp;expIds=17259,24472,26442,27147,27585,27732&amp;sugexp=gsihc&amp;xhr=t&amp;q=%22mere+utility%22+en.wikipedia.org%2F...%2FMy_Inventions%3A_The_Autobiography_of_Nikola_Tesla&amp;cp=84&amp;pf=p&amp;sclient=psy&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=&amp;aql=&amp;oq=%22mere+utility%22+en.wikipedia.org/.../My_Inventions:_The_Autobiography_of_Nikola_Tesla&amp;gs_rfai=&amp;pbx=1&amp;fp=de610b7113b09eab">‘utility’</a>, ‘practicality’, &#8216;accessibility&#8217;, misplacing-notions of ‘convenience’ or general &#8216;<a title="The benefits of using plain text" href="http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/07/18/the-benefits-of-using-plain-text/">benefits</a>&#8216;, will often admit to strolling around the Lab (seemingly) “Freely admitting that there ‘really is something to be said about using plain text / files’, don’t you think, Henry..?”</p>
<p>With this in minds (eg. as a tmp.buffer storage-process), set up the initial operating parameters for a Research Log entry on why “Plain Text Files Rule”, perhaps unnaturally gravitating towards the following:</p>
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<li>Tasty (<a title="Wikipedia entry on Superflat" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superflat">super.Flat</a>) Ingredients</li>
<li><a title="Blog post on non-text searching" href="http://memexer.blogspot.com/2010/09/non-text-search-is-hard.html">Folksonomic metadata</a> tags</li>
<li>Conceptual nodes?.. ie.eg</li>
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<p>1. <a title="Wiki - Plato's Theory of Forms" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Forms">- Plato’s Theory Of Forms</a>: Something to do with G(/r)eek architecture / the philosophy of perception and where Minds draws the (artificial  virtual) boundaries for what it considers seemingly ‘outside’ the Mind: note this is obviously not really a starting point but actually ‘another starting point’..</p>
<p>2. <a title="About Unicode and Character Sets" href="http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/Unicode.html">- The Absolute Minimum</a> (unicode &amp; character sets): Often consider the absolute minimum to be absolutely Everything at once. The notion that everything about humanity is ‘already pre-encoded’ in a certain way gives rise to thankfully disturbing questions about <a title="Experiencing Determinism" href="http://www.egodeath.com/ExperiencingDeterminism.htm">free will, block universes, and oranges which run like clockwork</a> – andor a ‘<a title="Chomsky - Syntax, Syntactic Structures" href="http://www.jrank.org/literature/pages/3603/Noam-Chomsky.html">locus of a set of innate possibilities</a>‘..</p>
<p>3. <a title="teh Quantum 'level' of reality" href="http://www.bmeacham.com/whatswhat/Quantum.html">- Neurotransmitters leaping across the synaptic cleft</a>: text as <a title="Blog post on music, dimensions, aesthetics" href="http://chambermusictoday.blogspot.com/2009/07/jonathan-kolm-air-on-super-string.html">visualizations of nonlocal structure</a> (answering one link with another – call &amp; response between two non-existent parties – hmm.)</p>
<p>4. &#8211; Postmodern Detritus; <a title="PDF file on Materialism" href="http://www.janushead.org/11-1/MellamphyandMellamphy.pdf">Materialis (pdf file)</a> &amp; <a title="3AM Magazine - Materialising History" href="http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/materialising-history-benjamin-sinclair-and-the-paradox-of-readingwriting-the-urban-past/">History (magazine article)</a>.. gladly lost in the deep data. Sifting for fool’s gold, or rather perhaps – tuning in to the higher (deeper) frequencies of a-historical time while taking small notes in the margins along the way.</p>
<p>5. &#8211; <a title="Lots of oldskool BBS text files" href="http://www.textfiles.com/">Text Files throughout virtual digi-history</a>: If there was ever a way out of the Basement Archives, the <a title="Wikipedia - The House Of Asterion" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_House_of_Asterion">House Of Asterion</a> considered as the human brain itself -</p>
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<p><strong>Text: Aesthetic Measurements Of Cultural Units Of Information-Presentation</strong></p>
<p>6. Despite increasingly wider bandwidth, Text Files (/equals sign) Rock. There’s something about the form which is not only neat and efficient, but innocently neutral. As if they belong in some naturalistic ‘continuum of usefulness’ which includes mothers, pencils and paper, rules and pocket knives.</p>
<p>In terms of the social perception of their specific ‘form’, feel Text Files are seen (/by non-programmers) as mere scratch-pads for half-baked ideas or marginal mental doodlings – and little else. They are actively shunned for being ‘non-professional’, and are culturally associated with viagra spam and <a title="About the classic &quot;419 Scam&quot;" href="http://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=25269">polite ‘advance fee’ emails from Nigerian princes</a>.</p>
<p>Text files have their place – andbut it seems this place is somehow ‘fixed’ in the cultural Hierarchy of Presentation Of Research Information (lower forms / format-processes first):</p>
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<li>(Non-political) graffiti on the walls of public toilets</li>
<li>Student-based impromptu desk-etchings</li>
<li>Wobbly demonstrator placards</li>
<li>Backs-of-postcard scribbles in thick purple crayon</li>
<li><a title="A definition of plain text" href="http://www.linfo.org/plain_text.html">Text files</a> (utf-8, non-bom 4tehwin)</li>
<li><a title="Natural History: System, Method" href="http://folksonomy.co/?permalink=66">Carl Linnaeus</a> index cards</li>
<li><a title="Web Standards For 'e-Books'" href="http://www.alistapart.com/articles/ebookstandards/" target="_blank">HTML5</a> (?) files</li>
<li><a title="Jacob Nielsen - PDF: Unfit for Human Consumption" href="http://www.useit.com/alertbox/20030714.html">PDFS</a></li>
<li>Strictly limited edition leather bound grimoires with hand-set type</li>
<li>Sanitary electro-totemic tablet computers (Steve Jobs as Moses)</li>
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<p>Text files are everywhere – in the virtual spaces which form my current research lab, they form deep digital snow drifts that Researchers can happily mush through for hours at a time. They look fully crystallised, but are always actually on the verge of crystallisation and materialisation – <a title="The Future of Electronic Literature" href="http://www.culturemachine.net/index.php/cm/article/viewArticle/245/241"> sets of potentialities</a> rather than ‘actual’ forms..</p>
<div id="attachment_9172" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://henryswanson420.wordpress.com/2011/07/08/why-plain-text-files-rock/text-files-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-9172"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-9172" title="text-files" src="http://henryswanson420.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/text-files1.png?w=150&#038;h=140" alt="" width="150" height="140" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Text files. Just look at those little digital beauties. Bless &#039;em</p></div>
<p>Whenever one ‘clicks’ on them with a semi-pleasantly obsolete ‘rsi-mouse’ pointing device, feel like a l33t h4x0r, surfing the Great Tubular Interwave and exploring the Gibsons for <a title="Information Does not Equal Knowledge" href="http://jcmc.indiana.edu/vol3/issue3/breen.html">‘raw’ information</a> – something primal, unseen, the underlying source=code of an infinite online multiverse</p>
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<p>Well no, not really. But the ‘low-rent’ nature of .txt often comes pretty close.</p>
<p><a title="10 Things Plain Text Excels In" href="http://giorgiosironi.blogspot.com/2009/10/10-things-plain-text-excels-in.html">10 Things Plain Text Excels In</a>: the blog’s title is interesting – “Invisible to the eye.” Taking about a use-focus on the ‘content’ of a text file, it’s ‘logic’(/s) – that it’s a ‘universal interface’.</p>
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<li>All this suddenly bringing to mind what fellow Researcher Zizek is talking about when he discusses the ‘<a title="Žižek and the Ontological Emergence of Technology" href="http://www.cosmosandhistory.org/index.php/journal/article/view/138/267">mythologisation of technology</a>‘ – ie. that the more transparent and ubiquitous it becomes, the more the <a title="Google books search: zizek horizon of understanding" href="http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=h-iboQ8IgMIC&amp;pg=PA132&amp;lpg=PA132&amp;dq=zizek+horizon+of+understanding&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=tsUnxc-9Fp&amp;sig=y2TZ9E62zsdjnfk-B5rPGPgX6bc&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=23_fTP66O4SxhQeX6viBDQ&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=10&amp;ved=0CE0Q6AEwCQ#v=onepage&amp;q=zizek%20horizon%20of%20understanding&amp;f=false">horizon of our understanding</a> of it’s <a title="Hegelian ‘Concrete Universality’ and the Universal Particular" href="http://battleofthegiants.wordpress.com/2008/10/14/hegelian-concrete-universality-and-the-universal-particular/">Hegelian materiality</a> shifts – and the more we need hardcore internal Philosophy-fu to untangle ourselves out of its apparent simplicities.</li>
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<p><strong>//Note:</strong> thinking of ‘materiality’ in the artificial context of “Text Files &amp; Why They Rock”, you’re suddenly reminded of the characters in Tarkovsky’s timeless meditation “Stalker”:</p>
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<p>There’s something about the ancient (spiritual) heaviness of Earth, the paradoxical weightless of Text Files – the <a title="Tall Tales Of Russian Ingenuity" href="http://edgeofphysics.com/blog/tall-tales-of-russian-ingenuity">ingenuity of people from Russia</a> who one imagines might well admire their well constructed sturdiness. Compare and contrast:</p>
<p><a title="The Thing from Inner Space By Slavoj Zizek" href="http://www.lacan.com/zizekthing.htm">Zizek: The Thing From Inner Space</a>“[..] <em>on the contrary, when he abandons the hold of his intellect and engages in an intense relationship with material reality</em>” – and</p>
<p><a title="Blog essay - Conceptualizing Materiality" href="http://umintermediai501.blogspot.com/2008/01/conceptualizing-materiality-art-from.html">Lillemose: Conceptualizing Materiality</a> – “<em>These reconceptualizations thus act as an imaginative and speculative mediator between</em> [..]” Emphasis yours</p>
<p>More on this later. Now go off for a slow instacoffee and chew some organic banana cake slowly, while listening to a looped tape of tropical morning jungle birds in the empty auto-dispense cafeteria. [Scuffing sounds of a chair on brilliantly white industrial hard-flooring are heard]</p>
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<p><strong>//Update 2:</strong> About the ideology of &#8216;plain english&#8217; and its connection to &#8216;plain text&#8217;. More on this later.</p>
<p>Perhaps the ideology in the word &#8216;plain&#8217; is precisely because it appears to be a nice, plain, seemingly &#8216;neutral&#8217; word &#8211; a word you could take home to your ailing grandmother, a word you could trust not to suddenly display its flailing alien genitals.</p>
<p>Thing is, the &#8216;white&#8217; of a freshly opened text file is never a &#8216;neutral&#8217; space &#8211; the myth of the &#8216;tabula rasa&#8217; often lies in (silently) disavowing previous knowledge of the &#8216;eraser&#8217; and what was in.exactly erased &#8211; Henry, imagine the &#8216;clean&#8217; milky whiteness of a post-industrial toxic spill, &#8216;smoothly and efficiently&#8217; leaking into the nearby cursed graveyard and deep into those polished bones.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not the alleged clean simplicity of the form which gives parallel rise to thoughts of conceptual &#8216;purity&#8217; &#8211; rather it&#8217;s the unexamined search for &#8216;innate purity&#8217; of form which creates &#8211; as if out of thin air &#8211; forms which precisely conform to their <a title="The Recreation of Reality - &quot;Ideologies naturalize representations&quot;" href="http://marinaroy.ca/lumiere.html">&#8216;plain&#8217; (ideological) construction</a> ie. &#8220;What other way would it be?&#8221;</p>
<p>//Talking about &#8216;plain english&#8217; &#8211; talk also about &#8216;plain chinese&#8217;</p>
<p>Sure &#8211; in computing, plain text is the contents of an ordinary sequential file readable as textual material without <em>much</em> processing, usually opposed to formatted text. But &#8216;ordinary&#8217; &#8211; &#8216;sequential&#8217;, &#8216;readable&#8217; &#8211; &#8216;textual&#8217; and &#8216;material&#8217; &#8211; in what ways are these ordinarly, sequential, readable, texturally meterial</p>
<p>//&#8221;Format: a particular way that information is encoded&#8221;</p>
<p>//The <a title="Wikipedia entry - MIME" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIME">Multipurpose Internet Mail Extension</a> &#8220;text/plain&#8221;: perhaps from the Greek <em>mimos</em>, &#8220;imitator, actor&#8221;: someone who <strong>acts</strong> &#8220;textually &#8211; plainly&#8221; an active actor in a &#8216;plain role&#8217; &#8211; a lovely film star from Germany, perhaps &#8216;merely observing&#8217; the passing of &#8216;just some&#8217; Plain Text on pass by on the far wall of the geostationary cafe via his augmented data-shades. It&#8217;s all an N-man show for the cameras and the floating girls. Yet nobody quite realizes &#8211; andor really wants to..</p>
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<p><strong>Jaron Lanier (Not A Gadget) on &#8220;Files&#8221;:</strong></p>
<p>Quote: &#8220;<a title="Wordpress blog post: Is The File Metaphor Dead?" href="http://pensivepeter.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/is-the-file-metaphor-dead/">Entrenched Software Philosophies Become Invisible Through Ubiquity</a></p>
<p>An even deeper locked-in idea is the notion of the file. Once upon a time, not too long ago, plenty of computer scientists thought <a title="Toward a Deep Electronic Literature - Theodor Nelson" href="http://xanadu.com/XanaduSpace/xuGzn.htm">the idea of the file was not so great</a>.</p>
<p>(..) The file is a set of philosophical ideas made into eternal flesh. The ideas expressed by the file include the notion that human expression comes in several chunks that can be organized as leaves on an abstract tree &#8211; and that the chunks have versions and need to be matched to compatible applications.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Art Video: An Electronic Meditation</title>
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		<dc:creator>Henry Swanson 420</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. While browsing the Youtubes, you&#8217;re struck by the following video of Lindsay Lohan by artist Richard Phillips: 2. You read the New York Times Style Magazine article about Lohan&#8217;s art video 3. You decide to install a Greasemonkey script to hide Wikipedia&#8217;s header and sidebar 4. Once installed, you visit Wikipedia&#8217;s entry on Lindsay [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alienfiction.com&amp;blog=13298013&amp;post=3046&amp;subd=henryswanson420&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. While browsing the Youtubes, you&#8217;re struck by the following video of Lindsay Lohan by artist Richard Phillips:<span id="more-3046"></span></p>
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<p>2. You read the <a title="New York Times article about the Phillips-Lohan art video" href="http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/05/26/artifacts-lindsay-lohan-art-star/">New York Times Style Magazine article about Lohan&#8217;s art video</a></p>
<p>3. You decide to install <a title="User script for Greasemonkey - hide Wikipedia sidebar &amp; header" href="http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/76708">a Greasemonkey script to hide Wikipedia&#8217;s header and sidebar</a></p>
<p>4. Once installed, you visit <a title="Wikipedia entry on Lindsay Lohan" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan">Wikipedia&#8217;s entry on Lindsay Lohan</a>, pressing ctrl-alt-f first so you can imagine Henry&#8217;s reading a hypertext fiction neo-antinovel by a combined <a title="The Holographic Multiverse (/of Lindsay Lohan?)" href="http://game4acceptance.wordpress.com/tag/holographic-multiverse/">holographic simulacrum</a> of inventor <a title="Wikipedia entry on Ted Nelson (he's the man.)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nelson">Ted Nelson</a> &amp; theorist <a title="Wikipedia entry on Slavoj Zizek" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zizek">Slavoj Zizek.</a></p>
<p>5. While listening to &#8220;Venus In Furs&#8221; by The Velvet Underground you read <a title="Gagosian Gallery site - Richard Phillips press" href="http://www.gagosian.com/artists/richard-phillips/press/">selected press about Richard Phillips at the Gagosian Gallery site</a>:</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='632' height='386' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/7WLvFvl8qPY?version=3&amp;rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span>
<p>6. You suddenly fee like re-watching the trailer for &#8220;Vertigo&#8221; by Alfred Hitchcock:</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='632' height='386' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/D0bV2gh4E7Y?version=3&amp;rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span>
<p>7. This brings you to a classic advertisement for Chanel perfume by Ridley Scott:</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='632' height='386' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/oVwvmozG6-A?version=3&amp;rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span>
<p>&#8220;I am made of blue sky and golden light &#8211; and I will feel this way forever.&#8221; Wow. Just wow</p>
<p>8. You bring this E.M.Procedure to a close by listening to &#8220;This Is What Everybody Wants&#8221; by Cliff Martinez (Solaris soundtrack):</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='632' height='386' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/S5Qw9ANrbIg?version=3&amp;rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span>
<p><strong>Additional Notes:</strong></p>
<p>This Lindsay Lohan video reminds Henry Swanson of <a title="Eric Fischl exhibition" href="http://www.skarstedt.com/exhibitions/2011-05-05_eric-fischl/">Eric Fischl&#8217;s early paintings</a> (discussed in theorist Arthur Kroker&#8217;s cool sci-fi fanfiction &#8220;<a title="Scribd document - Kroker - The Postmodern Scene" href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/9392674/A-Kroker-D-Cook-The-Postmodern-Scene-Excremental-Culture-and-HyperAesthetics-1945">The Postmodern Scene</a>&#8220;) and described by one blogger as &#8220;(..) <a title="Article about Eric Fischl" href="http://blog.graphicbandit.com/2008/06/06/life%E2%80%99s-a-beach-and-then-you-spy/">observant and authentic</a>&#8220;..</p>
<p><strong>Big Science Term</strong>: a &#8216;Lohan&#8217;: &#8220;An edgeless series of luxurious poses and enigmatic, direct-to-camera stares by a gynoid replica who looks like she&#8217;s lived in a bubble of artificial diamond floating weightlessly in the middle of a mineral-water sea her whole life, and is only now washing up on the shore of The Real World<sup>(tm)</sup> &#8211; all offered without comment (or content) &#8211; advertising a persona, that feels uncanny &#8211; yet inevitable&#8221;</p><br />Filed under: <a href='http://alienfiction.com/category/big-science-3/alien-fiction/'>Alien Fiction</a> Tagged: <a href='http://alienfiction.com/tag/art/'>art</a>, <a href='http://alienfiction.com/tag/hyperreal/'>hyperreal</a>, <a href='http://alienfiction.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/'>lindsay lohan</a>, <a href='http://alienfiction.com/tag/richard-phillips/'>richard phillips</a>, <a href='http://alienfiction.com/tag/video/'>video</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/henryswanson420.wordpress.com/3046/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alienfiction.com&amp;blog=13298013&amp;post=3046&amp;subd=henryswanson420&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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